Fake Problems

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Two guys solving problems that don't exist with the kind of deadpan confidence that makes you wonder if they're joking. They're not.

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Episode 33

Why We Keep Sending People to the Moon and Nothing Else Makes Sense

The hosts dive into the absurdity of modern space missions, the dark corners of the internet like Silk Road, and the complicated geopolitics surrounding Israel and US lobbying. They also wander into bizarre territory with tales of fake tails on the street and reflections on humor, personality, and the chaos of trying to make sense of it all.

Best Moments

Katy Perry Went to Space and Floated for Half a Second
Aliens Watching Our Moon Missions Be Like...

Actual Things We Said

You don't wear a tail. You don't pick up gravel.
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Aliens are just watching us go around a rock and thinking, 'They're doing this stupid thing again.'
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Politics is just money at this point. Whoever raises the most wins.
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The old testament feels like a Bronze Age simulator for human depravity.
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What People Are Saying

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"I listen to this at work and had to pretend I was crying, not laughing."

Apple Podcasts listener
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"Two guys confidently debating things that absolutely do not matter. It's perfect."

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"Like if Wikipedia had a dark sense of humor and zero editorial oversight."

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32

Why Olympic Ski Jumpers Inflate Their Junk

The guys dive into the bizarre world of Olympic ski jumpers inflating their junk with acid for better performance, unravel myths about the gender wage gap, and reveal shocking stats about American mil

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31

The Assassination That Everyone Forgot

The hosts unpack the dark reality behind political assassinations and media attention, explore the unexpected psychology behind fights and bonds, and dive into relationship statistics that hilariously

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30

Why Nukes, Kids on Bikes, and Penguins Are Weirder Than You Thought

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29

Lobsters Don't Die, But We Might

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28

Dear Diary, Evan Finally Did This

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27

What About the Onesies, Mr. Kennedy?

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26

God's Butt Plug and Other Scientific Discoveries

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25

POV: You Don't Know What POV Means

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24

Drunk Persistance

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23

Lots of Government Stuff

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22

Lesbian Choir Boys

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21

Space Therapy

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20

A 4 Day Love Story

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19

Solar Powered Roasting

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18

Snake Church Glow Up

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17

Totally Safe for Work

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What is Love

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15

Gas Powered Dating Apps

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Solar Powered Food Addiction

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13

Magical Spice Wars

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12

Japanese Robot Cafes

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11

Hepeating Black Hole

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10

Monodontia

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9

Are You Hotter Than A Magician

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8

Camp Cuck

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7

Tolerating Techno

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6

Love Thy Biker

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5

Sad Justice

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4

It Follows Helen Keller

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3

Being a Stoic With Bionic Limbs

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Top Gun Ego Death

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CTE Can't Hurt Me

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What Is This?

Fake Problems Podcast is what happens when two guys with too much free time and not enough impulse control start talking into microphones.

Every episode dives into the dark, weird, and absurd corners of life with the kind of deadpan confidence that makes you wonder if they're joking. Topics include nuclear accidents, cannibalism, penguin domestication, and whatever else seemed funny at 2 AM.

No guests. No sponsors. No filter.

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Every Other Saturday

New episode drops bi-weekly

Dark Comedy

Topics your therapist warned you about

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Zero Corporate Energy

No sponsors, no scripts, no filter