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Two guys solving problems that don't exist with the kind of deadpan confidence that makes you wonder if they're joking. They're not.
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This episode dives into the dark and absurd worlds of wedding beta fish executions, cultural food taboos, elite military training failures, and twisted historical takes on World War II and the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. The hosts balance heavy topics with dry humor and sharp observations, exposing the ugly and hilarious sides of human nature and politics.
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When a man has nothing legitimate to be proud of, he's proud of his ethnicity.one of the hosts
Your tax dollars are literally killing a child somewhere.one of the hosts
Flushing live beta fish down the toilet alive is wedding etiquette gone wrong.the hosts
Dogs as food? We just have the wrong emotional programming.the hosts
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"I listen to this at work and had to pretend I was crying, not laughing."
Apple Podcasts listener"Two guys confidently debating things that absolutely do not matter. It's perfect."
YouTube comment"Like if Wikipedia had a dark sense of humor and zero editorial oversight."
Bluesky listenerThe hosts kick off with a metal concert cut short by fire alarms, segue into the awkwardness of weddings and the art of polite escapes. Then they dive into Hollywood's reluctance to cast openly gay ma
WatchThis episode dives into the viral BAFTAs incident involving a man with Tourette's shouting racial slurs, the absurd political pandering of Gavin Newsom, and how media manipulation fuels outrage. The h
WatchThis episode starts with a jaw-dropping medical mishap involving unnecessary surgery, then spirals into grim historical horrors like castrations in slave trades and deadly chimney sweeping jobs. The h
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Fake Problems Podcast is what happens when two guys with too much free time and not enough impulse control start talking into microphones.
Every episode dives into the dark, weird, and absurd corners of life with the kind of deadpan confidence that makes you wonder if they're joking. Topics include nuclear accidents, cannibalism, penguin domestication, and whatever else seemed funny at 2 AM.
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Topics your therapist warned you about
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