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Two guys solving problems that don't exist with the kind of deadpan confidence that makes you wonder if they're joking. They're not.
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The hosts dive into the absurdity of modern space missions, the dark corners of the internet like Silk Road, and the complicated geopolitics surrounding Israel and US lobbying. They also wander into bizarre territory with tales of fake tails on the street and reflections on humor, personality, and the chaos of trying to make sense of it all.
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You don't wear a tail. You don't pick up gravel.one of the hosts
Aliens are just watching us go around a rock and thinking, 'They're doing this stupid thing again.'one of the hosts
Politics is just money at this point. Whoever raises the most wins.one of the hosts
The old testament feels like a Bronze Age simulator for human depravity.one of the hosts
Listeners
"I listen to this at work and had to pretend I was crying, not laughing."
Apple Podcasts listener"Two guys confidently debating things that absolutely do not matter. It's perfect."
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Fake Problems Podcast is what happens when two guys with too much free time and not enough impulse control start talking into microphones.
Every episode dives into the dark, weird, and absurd corners of life with the kind of deadpan confidence that makes you wonder if they're joking. Topics include nuclear accidents, cannibalism, penguin domestication, and whatever else seemed funny at 2 AM.
No guests. No sponsors. No filter.
New episode drops bi-weekly
Topics your therapist warned you about
No sponsors, no scripts, no filter